WE at The Hickey Stand love a good shit-hot take, and this was going to be one of the very shittiest hot takes you’ve ever seen.
To cut a long story short: racism is a stain on society, supporters who abuse players at the footy are magnanimous with their stupidity, and – in general – people are just the worst.
But you know what? Fuck it. The people who need to hear the message will never read this article. They’ll never see our pissed off Tweets or our indignant Facebook posts. They don’t care about anyone but themselves and their moronic inner-sanctum of dimwitted adherents.
So instead of a self-indulgent vomit of anger and exasperation, here’s a list of all 259 VFL/AFL players with an Indigenous background to have played at least one league game.
What we’d love for you to do is comment at the bottom of this article, on the Facebook page, or on Twitter about your favourite memories of some of these blokes. You can post a picture or a video, but please, make it positive. Let’s take this small-minded bullshit and turn it into a celebration of our great Indigenous players.
Because they deserve better than the crap they’ve had to put up with recently.
For our part, here’s a video of Ronnie Burns creating one of our earliest footy memories while sitting in the Hickey Stand at Kardinia Park on a sunny March afternoon.
- WINSTON ABRAHAM
- BRENDON AH CHEE
- MATTHEW AHMAT
- ROBBIE AHMAT
- KARL AMON
- JED ANDERSON
- JOE ANDERSON
- TONY ARMSTRONG
- JARROD ATKINSON
- LES BAMBLETT
- DOM BARRY
- CHANCE BATEMAN
- LAURIE BELLOTTI
- HARLEY BENNELL
- JAMIE BENNELL
- EDDIE BETTS
- PETER BIRD
- ALAN BLOOMFIELD
- ASHLEY BLURTON
- DARREN BOLTON
- SHANE BOND
- TROY BOND
- PETER BURGOYNE
- SHAUN BURGOYNE
- RONNIE BURNS
- NORM BYRON
- BARRY CABLE
- SHANE CABLE
- CHARLIE CAMERON
- FRED CAMPBELL
- MATT CAMPBELL
- WARREN CAMPBELL
- KEVIN CATON
- SEAN CHARLES
- SCOTT CHISHOLM
- ALLEN CHRISTENSEN
- ERIC CLARKE
- RAPHAEL CLARKE
- XAVIER CLARKE
- NAKIA COCKATOO
- CHE COCKATOO-COLLINS
- DAVID COCKATOO-COLLINS
- DONALD COCKATOO-COLLINS
- ADAM COCKIE
- RICHARD COLE
- CLAYTON COLLARD
- CYRIL COLLARD
- TROY COOK
- REUBEN COOPER
- RHYS COOYOU
- ANTHONY CORRIE
- SHANNON COX
- PERCY CUMMINGS
- ROBERT CUMMINGS
- TRENT CUMMINGS
- AARON DAVEY
- ALWYN DAVEY
- LEON DAVIS
- COURTENAY DEMPSEY
- GARY DHURRKAY
- BRAD DICK
- WILLIE DICK
- NATHAN DJERRKURA
- NATHAN DRUMMOND
- SHANE EDWARDS
- SHAUN EDWARDS
- ALF EGAN
- CHRIS EGAN
- PHIL EGAN
- CAM ELLIS-YOLMAN
- GRAHAM ‘POLLY’ FARMER
- JEFF FARMER
- CAMERON FAULKNER
- FABIAN FRANCIS
- LANCE ‘BUDDY’ FRANKLIN
- CRUIZE GARLETT
- JARROD GARLETT
- JEFF GARLETT
- ADAM GOODES
- BRETT GOODES
- COLIN GRAHAM
- BRADY GREY
- JONATHON GRIFFIN
- ANTONI GROVER
- JOEL HAMLING
- CURTLY HAMPTON
- JARROD HARBROW
- BRAD HARTMAN
- ROGER HAYDEN
- DES HEADLAND
- BRADLEY HILL
- JOSH HILL
- STEPHEN HILL
- EDDIE HOCKING
- RHAN HOOPER
- JARMAN IMPEY
- EDDIE JACKSON
- STEVAN JACKSON
- SYD JACKSON
- JARRHAN JACKY
- SHADRACH JAMES
- RUSSELL JEFFREY
- LEROY JETTA
- LEWIS JETTA
- NEVILLE JETTA
- GRAHAM JOHNCOCK
- BERT JOHNSON
- CHRIS JOHNSON
- JOE JOHNSON
- MICHAEL JOHNSON
- PERCY JOHNSON
- BOB JONES
- LIAM JONES
- LIAM JURRAH
- JAY KENNEDY-HARRIS
- ADAM KERINAIAU
- DON KEYTER
- DALE KICKETT
- DEREK KICKETT
- STEVEN KOOPS
- ANDREW J. KRAKOUER
- ANDREW L. KRAKOUER
- JIM KRAKOUER
- NATHAN KRAKOUER
- PHIL KRAKOUER
- JAMIE LAWSON
- GRAEME LEE
- SEAN LEMMENS
- SHAWN LEWFATT
- CHRIS LEWIS
- REX LIDDY
- MICHAEL LONG
- ANDY LOVELL
- ANDREW LOVETT
- TED LOVETT
- WALLY LOVETT
- NATHAN LOVETT-MURRAY
- MALCOLM LYNCH
- CYRIL MANN
- NEIL MARSHALL
- JACK MARTIN
- BRANDON MATERA
- PETER MATERA
- PHIL MATERA
- WALLY MATERA
- STEVEN MAY
- ADRIAN MCADAM
- GILBERT MCADAM
- GREG MCADAM
- NORM MCDONALD
- ASHLEY MCGRATH
- CORY MCGRATH
- MARTY MCGRATH
- MICHAEL MCLEAN
- ANDREW MCLEOD
- CLEM MICHAEL
- TERRY MILERA
- HARRY MILLER
- GAVIN MITCHELL
- MICHAEL MITCHELL
- DANIEL MOTLOP
- MARLON MOTLOP
- SHANNON MOTLOP
- STEVEN MOTLOP
- ROBBIE MUIR
- JUSTIN MURPHY
- ALLAN MURRAY
- DEREK MURRAY
- MARK NALEY
- PHIL NARKLE
- JAKE NEADE
- MURRAY NEWMAN
- DOUG NICHOLLS
- JARRAD OAKLEY-NICHOLLS
- MICHAEL O’LOUGHLIN
- RICKY O’LOUGHLIN
- BRANDAN PARFITT
- LIAM PATRICK
- ALEX PEARCE
- DANYLE PEARCE
- DEREK PEARDON
- CARL PETERSON
- JARED PETRENKO
- SAM PETREVSKI-SETON
- BYRON PICKETT
- JARROD PICKETT
- SAM POWELL-PEPPER
- LIONEL PROCTOR
- ALBERT PROUD
- ELKIN REILLY
- CYRIL RIOLI
- DANIEL RIOLI
- DEAN RIOLI
- MAURICE RIOLI
- RELTON ROBERTS
- JASON ROE
- LACHLAN ROSS
- SHANNON RUSCA
- PADDY RYDER
- ASHLEY SAMPI
- EDDIE SANSBURY
- SAN SHELDON
- CASEY SIBOSADO
- GEORGE SIMMONDS
- JY SIMPKIN
- DWAYNE SIMPSON
- JOSH SIMPSON
- ZEPHANIAH SKINNER
- CLEM SMITH
- BRENNAN STACK
- BRIAN STANISLAUS
- KOBY STEVENS
- CHARLIE STEWART
- CAMERON STOKES
- MATHEW STOKES
- BYRON SUMNER
- TIMMY SUMNER
- RICHARD TAMBLING
- GARTH TAYLOR
- KEVIN TAYLOR
- TROY TAYLOR
- LINDSAY THOMAS
- WADE THOMPSON
- ALAN THORPE
- SHANE TONGERIE
- GERALD UGLE
- KEREN UGLE
- KIRK UGLE
- TROY UGLE
- TRAVIS VARCOE
- ROD WADDELL
- ANDREW WALKER
- MICHAEL WALTERS
- JIM WANDIN
- DERICK WANGANEEN
- GAVIN WANGANEEN
- ELIJAH WARE
- GERRICK WEEDON
- ISAAC WEETRA
- SHARROD WELLINGHAM
- DANIEL WELLS
- MARK WEST
- MATTHEW WHELAN
- DARRYL WHITE
- DJARAN WHYMAN
- MARK WILLIAMS
- RUSSELL WILLIAMS
- ZAC WILLIAMS
- NATHAN WILSON
- CHAD WINGARD
- NICK WINMAR
- NICKY WINMAR
- DAVID WIRRPANDA
- CLINTON WOLF
- AUSTIN WONAEAMIRRI
- DION WOODS
- PETER YAGMOOR
- CHIRS YARRAN
- SHANE YARRAN
Andrew McLeod. What can I say.Sublime !! silk
One of my most cherished footy memories that speaks of the selflessness of the player involved was Mathew Stokes ruling himself out of a grand final when he knew he wasn’t fit to play. My understanding is that he then took the role of mascot in the Half Cat suit for proceedings afterwards so he could be involved and show his pride and happiness in his teammates’ victory. I miss Stokesy.
Great one! A moment I would never have thought about but now that you bring it up it brings back some great memories.
Travis Varcoe!!!
Is this the wrong forum to mention Peter Matera’s 1992 grand final?
Yes. Yes it is.